If you have a friend or a boyfriend named Ethan, your in for a treat, they can sometimes be stubborn, and mean. But they will warm up to you once you get to know them, if you have a Ethan in your life, you better keep em, they have a obnoxious sense of humor, and are very sexual, but don't let that make you think differently about them. They are mostly loud and sometimes annoying, but they are a stunning human bean. They will be there when you need to talk, but arent good when it comes to advice.
Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth
They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.
Most people think he's a bad person, but they don't know the truth
They are good and loyal companions and will stand up for you if you need it.
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Get the Ethan mug.A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
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