Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan

Short...Just short

Dave: look at that kid
Bob:He is such a Ethan

by The pig October 19, 2021

Ethan

Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go

Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny

by wolfgirl12329 January 21, 2019

ethan

a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.

Ethan is a gay name

by superiority complex November 20, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.

he's such an Ethan

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019