A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.
Did you see Ethan?
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
Fuck he's a stud.
Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.
by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. He is kind, loveable, hot, and so much more. Even if he’s hurt you you always think about him. When he hugs you, you feel safe. When your together the world just fades away. He’ll say sorry even if he didn’t do anything. He’s quiet and shy at first but when you get to know him he’s very outgoing. When you need him, he’ll be there. He’s always gonna be there for you no matter the circumstance. It’s very easy to fall in love with an Ethan. Don’t ever let him go.
by A person who’s in love September 26, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. ethan is one of the most amazing guy i’ve ever met, he means more than anything to me and always makes me smile, i don’t know what i could do without him. he makes a really awesome guy bestfriend and i love him <3
by wilywokna March 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022
Get the ethanmug. A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.
Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.
by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. (When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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by Rakis April 1, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. He’s a caring loving boy who will break peoples hearts, he’s a boy who you can’t get over he is just there for you and most girls Can’t get over him he’s got a cute hair cut and blue eyes but will leave you for others but realise his mistake then you never get him back but sometimes when your lucky you do
by Egirlvibes_x October 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.