A tough egg to crack but has a gooey center once you get to know him. He has a bad memory and is not one with directions. On the other hand, Eric is a fun guy to be around. He really does care a lot more than what meets the eye. You'll find yourself sharing good times and laughing your ass off and then laughing at the laughing itself. Sometimes he can be a little selfish though. He likes to celebrate his birthday a month prior and occasionally it falls on Mother's Day.
by Pip the Polyp June 5, 2018

by DeeZ nutszz February 25, 2020

Eric: "You don't want me to speak to the manager". Yes I finished the whole plate, so what? YOUR FOOD SUCKS. I WANT MY REFUND".
by 714EverydayDude July 20, 2020

Young law student notable for prior performance in the film "Wanna-be hipsters need cash for fair trade coffee, and instead get coffee up the @$$!"
by JDSaaa November 2, 2010

1. The lame version of the name Erik. Commonly picked when the parents wanted their kid to be a conformist, not a bold, strong, handsome, and sexy leader.
2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.
3. A pussy.
2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.
3. A pussy.
1. Eric gets picked on by Erik.
The three Erics I know are boring.
Erik is hotter than Eric.
2. Eric surrendered to Erik.
3. That dude is such an Eric.
The three Erics I know are boring.
Erik is hotter than Eric.
2. Eric surrendered to Erik.
3. That dude is such an Eric.
by wowdudeman February 4, 2010

An odd bodied fuck boy, who thinks he's hot shit but in reality looks somewhere between a fat capybara guinea pig and an ice cream cone. Cheats on girls that are that are WAY out of his league with trap skanks. Upside down mushroom dick ass nigga, probably got herpe smurfs living up under it. Love handles, skinny legs (hence the ice cream cone body). Ugly ass bitch boy, pale ass nigga. Eats ass. DIRTY ass. Ugly nigga.
by Blahk August 15, 2015
