When you desperately need to send dank memes but dont have any good ones lying around, so you send the first thing you find.
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
(In norwegian : #Nøddank)
Oh shitt I havent sendt any memes lately to Linn! Time to find some emergency dank to keep the friendship flowering 🌸
by Tinitini June 23, 2018
The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
by IHateMyLife69420666 November 09, 2019
A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven February 19, 2010
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
by flukeskybalker April 27, 2022
When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 09, 2025
When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!
by Chasingkatz January 08, 2018
Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy
by lilbananahoe November 08, 2020