Email

Email is a thing that was made for the convenience of mankind. No more did they need to wright letters, rather, just type; Sup. Now that's something to wright home about!

Mom: You should send a letter to your friend.

Teenager: No... I should send a email. We're in 2021, not 1981.

Email your friend, not send a letter to your friend.

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

Email

In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...

Mom: You should send a letter to them...

Teenager: Uh, no... Can I email them instead...

Mom: …

by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021

Hate email

A hate email is an email you send to someone to address hatred for something or someone.

person A: Ugh my math teacher assigns wayyy too much work! I'm going to send them a hate email.
person B: bruh same

by crispyleftleg April 14, 2021

Anxiety of emails

Noun. An anxiety of emails is the collective noun for a group of emails.

Shit! I stepped out for lunch and got back to huge fucking anxiety of emails!

by pbmaxx April 23, 2021

email

the best way to send your dick pics

daniel sent me a dick pic to my email.... i can't wait to fuck him

by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Email Girls

The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.

Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.

by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021

Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.

A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email

by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025