egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

Drive by egging

The act of driving by a house with jumbo eggs, stopping and quickly throwing the eggs from the window at the house and speeding away. Oftenly done when the 50 is around and not enough time to get out of the car to properly egg the house or in pussy mode.

brina:"you up to stealing your moms mini van again and egg dougies house tonight?"
aj:"nah the 50 is everywhere tonight"
chubby bunny:"one word: drive by egging"

by ilovenewport54 April 10, 2011

Egging

when you are having sex and you stick an egg half way up your partners ass and then you use your dick to shove it all the way up the ass, then you use your dick and shove it very hard up your partners ass that you break open the egg and cum inside of it, then your partner shits on it and you eat it out.

sorry I didn't go to church yesterday, I was to busy egging my wife.

by PopKatTime April 3, 2022

Egging

Making a stupid decision

Ben was egging when he chose the option for longer hours and less pay

by luckyzip April 6, 2017

Egging

When a girl curls up into an egg shape then planting her face onto ground while a male with penis or female with strap on then either screws the girl in the vegina (thanks to the angle) or analy, like doggie style.

"The Egg Position"

Kelly: "Hey Jess, wanna start Egging?"

Jess: "Sure thing Kelly! kitchen or the living room?"

Kelly: "Either rooms good" (wink)

Kelly: "We can always do the next room tomorrow"

Jess: "Who's cleaning up the mess though?"

Kelly: "Ummmm........Tash will, since, after all, shes our slave"

by Mr Awesome of Supreme Cuteness June 22, 2009

Egging

Inserting ones testicles into the anal sphincter during sexual activity or can be used as an attack against rapists, and politicians.

I was egging his dad the other day.

by Jrocbaby January 14, 2015

Egging it on

To persist with an arguement, or some sort of abuse after the initial attack has ended, or after one of the arguers/abusers have stopped.

Person A: Hey jerkface, how are you this morning!?
Person B: Shut the heck up dude
Person A: fine, I'll stop
Person B: Yeah that's right
Person B: If you do it again I'll punch you in the face retard
Person B: Go kill yourself
Person A: Ok, stop, you're just egging it on, and I already said I would stop
Person B: OH! Now I understand, I am an idiot.

by Macon December 9, 2008