Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

Easter

A day dedicated to Jesus Christ being reborn. There's also an egg laying rabbit for some reason.

"I fucked you mom on Easter."

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021

Easter bunny fucker

A derogatory slang term used by Jewish people in the United States (particularly East Coast) to describe people with Nordic ancestry or people with blonde hair and blue eyes. Can sometimes be used to describe Americans who believe in Christianity.

Person 1: "hey dude, see that Easter bunny fucker over there?"

Person 2: "yeah, what a schmuck!"

by Autistic Beaver October 7, 2025

Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?

Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.

by Hym Iam March 3, 2024

Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.

Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.

by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021