by KBit December 22, 2008

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"
by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music
by Yurdaayeehoo December 1, 2010

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.
by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.
Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.
by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009
