eva longoria

Famous actress, big time Spurs fan and Tony Parker's future wife.

Hey, if I was Tony I'd be hitting that ass raw night after night.

by ChingyFanatic September 2, 2005

Dirty Eva

During sex, a girl gets strapped to a wall using duct tape while having the end of a broom stick up her asshole. Sometimes, someone else will be fingering her vag at the same time.

Person 1: Wow! That girl i was with last night was REALLY into that Dirty Eva thing!
Person 2: That sounds pretty awesome dude, Im jealous

by ibyymm September 1, 2021

Eva Elfie

Bítch is so fatherless she gotta call other men daddy on camera to cope 🤷🏾 ♀️ Bonus point is the adding of the schoolgirl uniform and other childish costumes as a grown ass woman to stimulate that daddy-stepdaughter fantasy more 😊

elf on the shelf little girl wannabe ass adult woman eva elfie my ass

by pinkpantheress April 11, 2023

Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 6, 2020

Eva film

Early 90's to late 2000's film, which poster has a white background with one or two characters on it and bright big red font. Usually, romantic comedies where the main characters are women and all the men are trash except the protagonist's love interest.

"Hey have you seen John Tucker Must Die?"
"Yeah that's such an Eva film"

by sammiewhammiedammie January 16, 2023

Eva deines

A very beautiful girl who belongs to Owen Lavigne

Eva deines is literally perfect I can’t believe Owen pulled her

by Tax beast August 23, 2021

Eva Loren

She is very scary but hopefully she won't throw a chair at you, be careful. JUST BE CAREFUL.

AAAAAAAH it's a rogue Eva Loren.

by Perry the potato September 21, 2020