K money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.

"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"

by Mohlestator September 10, 2009

mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

Dingle Dangle

Type of blowjob. When a person puts a flaccid penis into their mouth allowing it to grow inside, working into a normal blowjob. A lot of fun.

Last night, when the zoo was closing I gave my boyfriend a dingle dangle!

by Dickie- Doo December 24, 2010

Dangler

A Dangler, dangles everbody and snipes goalies all day long.

Buffalo Bison Girls, Coatsworth the Dangler

by bisons1114 August 25, 2010

Stinky Dangler

When a person forgets to remove their anal beads and finds them later.

Whats hanging out of that chicks ass?
It's a stinky dangler.

by Craig Williams and Flippy May 31, 2003

roast beef dangler

A saggy pussy

I fucked her roast beef dangler so loose

by Corndog96 July 29, 2014

Alabama Crag Dangle

A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.

Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?

by Smitty Mcgee January 27, 2004