Duck

Duck by Meekathedog August 5, 2017

The act of ducking is telling a joke and someone stealing the joke and retelling it to you and other people and you confront that individual.

When he finished my joke, I ducked him by asking where he got the joke from.

Duck by DuckingIsnojoke August 11, 2017

Simply the most amazing animal that ever walked the face of this planet don’t ever feed them rice though or else there stomachs may explode

Your as funny as a duck

Your as cute as a bunch of ducklings

Duck by Duck lover 123 November 4, 2017

A animal with a long beak and is like a bird oh wait it is one

Duck by Eveetemmie November 10, 2017

The best animal in the world, it can crush pidgeons with its bare hands, and it doesnt even have hands 🅱

Duck by DuckMaster69 November 24, 2017

An aquatic bird that expands by 20% on landing on fresh water due to the osmotic properties of its epithelium

‘ Fuck me mate swear that duck got bigger when it landed on that water over there’
‘Doubt it mate that’s chat’
‘Doubt it, fucking look at it’

Duck by Duck your mum January 19, 2018

Duck by SirCattington February 16, 2018