diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Diddle

Little; a small amount of, especially when referring to time

"I'm going to be a diddle late to your party, there was unexpected traffic"

by CeoOfCoolest March 18, 2024

Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017

Diddle Twins

Its is when you and a friend messed around with the same person but didnt have sex.

"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins

by MountainMen April 14, 2019

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021