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post-directionalist

The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010
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baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
by A real fucking person December 17, 2013
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One Direction

A bunch of liars who keeps stabbing their fans in the heart every now and then. They lied about going on an 18 months hiatus but is still not back after 3 god damn years.
Directioner : "I hate One Direction. They keep playing with my feelings.

Non Directioner : Yeah, I never liked them anyways. Glad they broke up.

Directioner : "Fuck off! Never insult One Direction in front of me!"
by heliumGAS October 14, 2018
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One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.
Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.
by Sophia Grange August 25, 2019
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Directioner

A annoying girl on tumblr who has deluded her self into think that One Direction is good, and also that she will one day marry a member of that "band"
OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIAL UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT, LETS GET MARRIED!!111!!! I'M THE NUMBER ONE DIRECTIONER YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by LolaLeroux October 23, 2012
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derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.
a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'
by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007
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Directioners

The worst fandom in the world, besides Beliebers.

They say that they want their boys to be happy, but they send hate to their girlfriends all the time. A good example is when one of them dated Taylor Swift, they called her Taywhore and generally pissed off the Swiftie fandom.

When Mitch Lucker committed suicide, they sent hate to his family claiming he was an emo fag who died from cutting. They even directed hate towards his 5 year old daughter!

Another annoying thing is their stupid chant "You're just jealous!" if anyone DARES to tell them that they don't like One Direction.

Also, they bully people in the fandom who supposedly "don't know enough" about One Direction. I personally witnessed on Twitter a group of Directioners ganging up on a girl who was new in the fandom and had dyslexia.

And they wonder why everybody hates them!
Other fandoms: join us and we'll have so much fun!!!! We're all one big, happy family!!

Directioners: Join us whore, or we'll shoot you.
by Directionhater July 16, 2013
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