David

has a short dick and is ugly and has ligma

david has ligma.

by 21001 February 26, 2019

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David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.

ugh George is such a David

by George Guerrero December 07, 2016

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the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 27, 2019

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David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.

Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”

by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018

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A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

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