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David

David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.
by George Guerrero December 7, 2016
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Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.
by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018
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A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.
Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!
by Salt0727 October 21, 2018
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Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
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A Assain like Assainkiller90074_rblx
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An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.
Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018
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The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.
David is so cute
by Alana14 February 12, 2019
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