Darth Vader

.They don't need paternity tests.

Darth Vader is the FIRST man to Admit to being a father

by sextynine March 24, 2020

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

Doing the Darth Vader

When a man or woman with a c-pap mask on gives you oral pleasure.

This fat sweaty c-pap wearer is doing the darth vader on my ex wife

by Sneakypineapple April 7, 2017

A Darth Vader

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.

Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

by Anakin Skywalker l June 21, 2023

Darth Vader

A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod

Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.

by FingerNMclit May 25, 2023

Darth vader

The first black guy to admit he's the father.

when a black kid asks you to go to his house you respond with I can meet darth vader

by fboiretard March 27, 2019

doing a darth

Acheiving a state of enlightenment that mere mortals can only dream about.

"I am leaving,I won't ever be back"
"Hi,I am back,I missed you"

by Hundav December 15, 2004