dirty darth 

When you pull your dick out of a girl's ass(or guys) and the tip of your dick is dirty. Since the tip of your dick looks like Darth Vador's helmet, it is hence called a "Dirty Darth."

Guy1: So did you get some analriffic action last night?

Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.

dirty darth by JordanRichter September 14, 2006

Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.

Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you

Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? by itsWhip February 8, 2021

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise 

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise by CC-8826 August 19, 2022

a Darth Wind 

Older than dirt.

Person A: damn that guy is really old
Person B: Yeah i know right?
Person A: Definitely a Darth Wind

a Darth Wind by Mav4 September 10, 2011

Angry Darth Vader 

When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap

Angry Darth Vader: Fuck that Skywalker!

Angry Darth Vader by Pirate Hookers stole my car January 23, 2010

Windy Darth Vader

When your girl is giving you head while wearing a CPAP machine. The BJ feels great but the stream of air blowing up your ass makes it double your pleasure.

My girl gave me a Windy Darth Vader and the that air was on point

Windy Darth Vader by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

dirty darth 

when at the end of anal sex, the tip of the penis is covered in feces.The tip of the penis looks like the head of Darth Vader thus the name, dirty darth.

man 1: hey, did you have sex with her last night?

man 2: yeah, but we did anal. It was ok but by the end I got a dirty darth.

dirty darth by luke h-twig September 14, 2006