douchebag

1. Douchebag, literally, is a bag used to carry a douche in, often times, the word is misused and mistaken for actually being a synonym for douche since douchebags are no longer used.
2. As an adjective, douchebag is often used as an insult with no true meaning.
1. Guy: Hey, i got you a douchebag .
Girl: That's a douche you dipshit .
2. Can't you figure anything out, you stupid douchebag?
by ducuss January 17, 2008
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Pure and simple:

Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada!)
by Jakob Snow May 13, 2006
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Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.
Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
by N4TH4N November 28, 2005
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referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.
not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well.

dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.
by Chelsea!?!? April 02, 2007
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A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.
Cathie, you are such a douchebag!
by cthompson912 June 28, 2010
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Friend: Did you see that douchebag?!
Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!
by WakaWoman January 12, 2012
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Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic January 25, 2016
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