Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Dildo Dannis

A pussy who pulls out of fights after talking so much shit beforehand. Talks the talk but can never walk the walk.

“Dildo (hehe)! Dildo. Go Fuck Yourself. Go Fuck. Your. Self! Fuck YOURSELF! YOU ARE POINTLESS STAIN ON THIS EARTH! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK. YOURSELF! GET FUCKED! YOU TWAT! YOU DICKHEAD! EVERYONE NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! BITCH MATE!! YOUR A BITCH! AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN! NOW GO AND FUCK OFF!” -KSI to Dildo Dannis after pulling out of their fight.

by S/he’s just a friend August 18, 2023

Dildo Faggins

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

by autismo1 August 19, 2020

Dildo Faggins

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006

dildo

long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20
or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj

i used my dildo to give a nasty yeast infection

by ares cook April 18, 2017

Dildo Rhino

A girl that sticks a suction-cup dildo to her forehead in order to ram it up another girl's kooch or butthole

Yo' those two girls from the club were crazy freaky! When I got them home one of them went dildo rhino and served it to the other chick!!!

by Mercuryman1976 December 1, 2011

Hydra Dildo

A 3-headed dragon dildo.

Go get fucked in your anus with a hydra dildo.

by #fuckyou October 8, 2015