curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Curly (Mouthwashing)

He is 40ish, all you need to know is that he was the captain of the Tuplar, Mouth washing (game). AND he is a bitch for not stopping Jimmy from crashing the ship and getting blamed for it while basically being a living crisp. He witnesses everyone get killed (and eats his leg) and then gets into the freeze pod that will most likely never get discovered.

"Curly (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character of mouthwashing"
NO HE IS NOT!!!! You clearly just feel bad he got burnt. He could've confronted Jimmy (Mouthwashing) about raping Anya (Mouthwashing)

by Femtalover January 2, 2025

Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence

Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!

by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 12, 2018

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

dirty curlie

when your bf/gf hits a spot that makes your toes curl and they stay on that spot until you go into temporary paralysis

Last night i finally experienced the dirty curlie

by curlsthegreat July 4, 2023