Cucumber

A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made

Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 26, 2017

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

Cucumber

Girls use it... To eat! You dirty minded freak. Boys may use it too... To eat 😉😉

Hey, Have you used to cucumber yet 😏

by Chicken nuggetsssss April 16, 2020

Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds

Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide

by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025

cucumber dildo

when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo

Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.

by JustinBieberLover1223 September 22, 2020