swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs
After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.
by JosephD September 01, 2006
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Paper Cricket

A new display push pin for displaying artwork and other pieces on walls and other surfaces. With a slit/wing to hold the paper, you do not have to puncture or damage your works when putting them up.
John: "Dude how'd you put your picture up without poking it?"
Bob: "I used a paper cricket. Those thumbtacks don't work as well as these push pins."
by Modica4uall April 29, 2011
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porch cricket

An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.
I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!
by G-M$ney June 15, 2014
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beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.
Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.
by Hymen von Feltch January 07, 2010
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Crotch Crickets

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
by Rab Dog July 27, 2004
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