Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!
Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!
by Delete this account now June 05, 2023
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Crack Whore

1) A woman who exchanges sexual favours for crack-cocaine
2) A woman who exchanges sexual favours for money that she gives to her pimp, who in return gives her crack-cocaine
I don't have enough crack for that crack whore.
by acephalous April 02, 2004
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smoking crack

crazy.
used to replace the word crazy
You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?
by bret in atanta July 11, 2006
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green crack

A strain of cannabis popular in southern California. The genetic lineage is an 80's vintage skunk#1 crossed with a california indica. It is a variety of marijuana, and has nothing to do with crack-cocaine.
-"Oowee, whats that smell?"
--"Its the green crack!"
by greenCrizack September 03, 2006
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crack couple

A pairing of two people or characters that you would never expect to be romantically compatible. Crack couples are usually meant to be funny, but sometimes they actually happen.
Dom: Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson... what a crack couple... it'll never las-WHUUUU????? She's pregnant!?!?!?!

...........................................................................*tear*
by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down January 15, 2011
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Fan Crack

Refers to random humor partaining to a particular show/movie/book that often makes no sense to people outside the fandom. The thought behind the term is that one would have to be on crack to think up some of the jokes. Also extremely adictive (Ex: "crack breeds crack")

Can come in the form of fanfiction, fanart, photo edits, etc, etc.
The fan crack destroys my brain cells... in a happy way.
by Firien March 30, 2005
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crack house

An establishment of some kind where people make, deal and smoke crack cocaine. This could be a house, an apartment, or a shack to name a few, similar to a coke house.
“You can always find a dealer at the crack house.”

"All the crack heads go to that crack house to smoke."

"The police raided a huge crack house and confiscated over 1000 rocks!"
by IceWarm October 31, 2004
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