Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020

COVID-45

Also known as COVID-19, Trump dropped the ball. The stock market crashed. City's and schools shut down for weeks. Unemployment went up to 3 Million.

Trump blames China and past administration's.

It happened own your watch 45 so own this shit!

Bro, the media call it COVID-19 because it surfaced in 2019. Fuck that it's COVID-45 because Trump is the 45th president.

by Polymath72 March 27, 2020

Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020

Covid-👽

When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.

President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.

by MathPlus September 26, 2020

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

This covid shit

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.

You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around

by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020

Covid-Free

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

by MathPlus July 16, 2021