connissouche

connissouche (noun) - Someone who is really good at being a douchebag.

That guy thinks he knows everything and puts down everybody else for it. He's such a connissouche.

by TotallyOriginalPseudonym March 27, 2017

corniness

describing one is is very corny

“hey do you know sarah?”

“yeah her corniness makes me wanna puke”

by bluechEEse_ September 6, 2017

carnisexy

A person that is incredibly charming and has a great sex appeal, solely caused by his intelligence.

Wow, that guy over there just explained that incredible difficult theory to me. He is so carnisexy!

by Prove2carni February 1, 2018

Conism

Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.

“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”

by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018

Corning

The act of sliding a thick, long ear of corn into your own asshole. Can also be done in pairs or trios.

"When I get home I'm going to have a great time corning to that Stormy Daniels and Trump porno."

by rwbyfan541 June 5, 2018

Cornicating

Engaging in sexual intercourse with corn, generally of the "on the cob" variety.

We can't take Arnold to the farm... if you take one step away from him, he'll be cornicating himself in the butthole.

by Kohan Rhera June 7, 2018

Corning

A method used with sucking another persons dick rubbing the outskirts of your teeth in a side to side motion

Mariah started corning my cock

by Monster Cack February 18, 2018