cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

Cooter Cork

Can pertain to any noun, describing something that can be, or has been used as, a cork, stopper, or otherwise plug fitting in, having been jammed into, or occupying a vaginal orface.

"Excuse me, my girlfriend is bleeding all over my carseat. Do you have some sort of cooter cork?"

by Phill McRacken December 9, 2003

cooter plug

slang for tampon
recently made up by my friend jessica, she is a filthy minded little scene kid

"got any cooter plugs? im fresh out."
"hey, you dropped a cooter plug!"

by wkdwtchofthewest April 4, 2006

Cooter Cleavage

Cooter cleavage is camel toe, but its so bad that you can see the lips of the vagina. Cooter is to vagina as cleavage is to showing off.

Ew did you see Miley Cyrus' Cooter Cleavage in her hit show hannah montana. It was like her vagina was hungry, cuz damn it was eatin her jeans.

by Dionnaa February 16, 2009

cooter badge

Its a tattoo on the vaginal area. Typically a butterfly, but could be any number of other things

did you see Shelli's new cooter badge ? She got a monarch butterfly

by name dropper April 26, 2010

Cooter Tap

To tap a cooter
To get some punani
To tickle/tap a vagina with ones hand

Matt is such a papschmeow he never cooter taps anyone
Let's go out tonight and cooter tap some ladies

by jmlaxboy24 April 24, 2008