contamifucked

When you are have to be exposed unwillingly to a toxic agent (ie COVID19) and no matter what you do you cannot get clean. You are destined to get the illness from the toxic agent.

None of my deliveries came from amazon today. I have to go out to the store, get contamifucked, just to get food and toilet paper.

by vilesmile666 August 18, 2021

Contaminati

1. A class of people that are declining in social stature, health, or mental ability after becoming tainted by exposure to or the adoption of a unclean, poisonous, or polluting ideology.

2. Any group who on the surface appears to rally people under a common cause, while maintaining a secret aim of destroying or otherwise sabotaging them.

Sick of seeing the contaminati at my job promoting the separation of American blacks and Africans.

by Youth October 4, 2021

contanade

Contanade; A mix of Fanta, Coke, and a small bit of lemonade. Which makes an awesome drink!

Damn, this Contanade is da buisness bruv!

by Tom Dunlop August 31, 2008

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

contagious urination

Suddenly realizing that you have to pee because someone else just told you that they had to.

Sally: " Will you excuse me, I have to pee"

Joan: "Hey I have to pee too!"

Joan has contagious urination.

by powaful May 20, 2010

contemperphobic

Disdain for modern design. Longing for creations preceding your birth. Uneasy with contemporary urban looks

I'm a contemperphobic when it comes to picking my house.

by rainsom September 9, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010