Connor resides in the North Eastern United States. It is a sizely beast that is known to refine massive amounts of illicit substances and alcohal into solid gold encrusted platinum bars. They typically are known to roam coniferous woodlands and are armed with sharp objects; Often mistaken for a Samsquanch; A nocturnal creature by nature, an encounter will likely result in a mugging followed by violent rape, following this act he will then harvest your tears. During light hours they are docile in nature and can be approached safely and pet; very easily coaxed by soup, candy bars, and children.
a person who doesn't think be before he speaks and usually makes himself sound like a big asshole a common belif is that they evolved from hippos. other aliases include but are not limited too mama coon, fetal mouse and keller