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horizontal teacher conference

Noun. Slang. It's when a student has sex with his teacher.
Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.
by B-rizzle November 8, 2019
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confargled

when somthin really fucked up has just happened
oh shit this is so fuckin confargled

that guy in the wheelchair is confargled
by joel keightley February 7, 2004
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conberse

the slang for retards who lose the "v" key on their keyboard and are too stupid to get a replacment.
jim: hey let's conberse with john.

mary:wtf is wit ur v key?

jim: i lost the v key.

mary:...u dumbfuck
by xxx666xxx August 26, 2008
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confarnit

i found out the title of my college essay. Confarnit!!!
by radaheclipto November 26, 2009
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Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.
Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!
by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010
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Concert Dial

When you're at a concert and, during the set, you call a friend or family member who couldn't go. Whether they answer the phone, or it records on their voice mail, you'll make them jealous they missed out on the concert when they hear the music!
I concert dialed my brother during that last song. He just sent me a text message saying "you suck!".
by Just-in-case November 5, 2011
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Colferlust

A term meaning 'Love for Gay men', especially when used by a straight female.

Origin: Chris Colfer is a gay man who stars in Glee and has a larger fanbase than Jupiter.
I have SO much Colferlust for Kurt Hummel.

Blaine is definitely Colferlust-worthy.

William Sledd is my #3 Colferlust outlet.
by TheGirlWhoWaited July 5, 2012
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