Skip to main content

Consuela

(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"

"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010
mugGet the Consuela mug.

conquest

either noun or verb, depending on which way is west and whether the sun shines above or below

a person who one wishes to become much closer to, often a long-term goal; one that another wishes to date, but that the one that we formerly referred to as "another" does not see as quite in reach at or for the time being; the act of going after such a person.
kevin: she's so pretty, and interesting.
lindsay: conquest her!
by l in dai sy April 5, 2009
mugGet the conquest mug.

contemperphobic

Disdain for modern design. Longing for creations preceding your birth. Uneasy with contemporary urban looks
I'm a contemperphobic when it comes to picking my house.
by rainsom September 9, 2010
mugGet the contemperphobic mug.

contenciencious

The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.

To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."

This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?
by mobilesventek May 16, 2011
mugGet the contenciencious mug.

contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
mugGet the contemplasturbate mug.

contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her
Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho
by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014
mugGet the contendaho mug.

contempturation

Having admiration for a truly vile person or group, while admiring and perhaps even adoring those very qualities in them because you aren't as capable of such trespasses on people's: lives, feelings, and/or culture.
The contempturation s/he held for the King was obvious.
by CWeller82 December 10, 2018
mugGet the contempturation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email