Space Commander

Penis, also can be used to call someone a dick.

"Space Commander Scotty ready for lift-off!"

by MORDEKAISER ES NUMER UNO September 28, 2011

Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied

Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.

by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010

Commando Whore

The term used when someone in MW2 uses the Commando perk to run through your bullets and shank you.

That stupid noob lunged 30 feet and knifed me, that damn commando whore!

by themoose44 May 12, 2010

Adirondack Commando

An elite group of mountain men who are assigned many missions within the Adirondack Mountains in New York State. Sometimes missions draw this team as far south as Key West, Florida. This brave force of men help maintain world peace by purging the world of iniquity. Men want to kill them; women want to kill for them.

I have always wished to be selected into the ACCF so that I too one day could join the ranks of the elite Adirondack Commandos.

by Records Keeper August 11, 2006

Ghetto Commandment

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.

"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.

by IIsword April 7, 2010

commandoflauge

Is the art of freeballing it while wearing army style pants.

John:Look at Bob, he is always wearing Army pants.

Peter: He never wears undies either, I used to be his room mate.
John: So he is going Commandoflauge then?

by Cheffy 71 October 28, 2013

The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)

the commandments make life barable

by biscuit bega December 31, 2005