commando bling

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.

One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.

by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

by HMAR December 7, 2006

Commander Bunnypants

Lord of #mefi, defender of freedom, and champion of justice.

Commander Bunnypants saved the day, yet again!

by Not Me May 28, 2003

Commando

the best arnold movie

let off some steam, bennet

by me May 20, 2004

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004