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Columbia Secondary School

you join the school thinking you smart and realize how dirty it be with rice on the walls and fights in the hallway lmao
You heard about Columbia Secondary School? I heard the kids are mad smart
AHAHAHA YOURE BUGGING DONT GET ME STARTED
by deemartin January 16, 2019
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columbia high school

a place that you would walk into and think it was a zoo becuase it’s full of snakes. the teachers suck and make you feel like shit. sports are the only thing that people do becuase greenbush is a desert.
Oh, you go to columbia high school? Sucks for you faggot.
by Sopojoso April 4, 2019
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Columbus Blue Jackets

The same team that swept the Tampa Bay Lightning last year. The same lightning that tied the record for most wins in a season.
Wait your saying the Columbus Blue Jackets won a playoff series?
by Tropicalfire April 1, 2020
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Columbine

A town in Colorado where a shooting happened at the local high school on April 20, 1999. Now has become a funny joke among edgy preteens and teens in the Youtube comment section of Pumped Up Kicks.
Teen in the YouTube comment section: columbine was so cool i wish i did it
Me: Shut up, you edgy teen.
Teen: OMG CANT YOU TAKE A JOKE??
by Rainiered October 27, 2020
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Christopher Columbus Disorder

Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.

Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
by heartofeverything February 12, 2020
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Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
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Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly
"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.
by Kal-El August 8, 2003
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