Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Really fucking gay and sucks a fortnite also might have a little foot fetish. He always blames the lag

So I was playing fortnite and had a Colton on my squad

by Gshein August 2, 2018

Colton

he's a dipshit that looks like a toe nail but you love him because he sends you nudes of all the hottest girls he sucks in bed and lasts two seconds in bed and only has a millimetre peter but he's a legit guy and has your back when you need him

colton is a bitch

by hsbsbekisnenslew May 31, 2018

colton

straight?

no way in hell colton is gay as fuck and he does not like girls only boys cock

by gayness is bad March 10, 2020

colton

A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it

man colton is a loser

by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton

A Jew, or a term used to describe a person with a lot of Jewish qualities

That guy is such a Colton

by QPaulG April 18, 2025