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Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
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Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.
I think I pulled a Colton's Father.
by Xenoblade March 23, 2023
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Colton K

WEIRD TINY LITTLE MUNCKIN WHO LOVES NIGGAS AND KISSES THEM LOVES SKIBIDI TOLIET
by Tristan gillandf November 1, 2023
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Colton

A real nigga from fl
be careful that nigga colton gone take yo bitch fs
by fl_cracker_4l November 6, 2023
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Colton “lethal” Gonzales

Colton’s are outstanding and are funny, they don’t have a care in the world, but when he wants to can be a bad mother fucker and fuck some people up. Comes from the lethal clan as seen in Colton “lethal” Gonzales, and as it says is lethal and to avoid. He makes the best boyfriend and will care for you till the end of time. He also gives the best hugs. Plus he’s a straight baddy.
Colton “lethal” Gonzales is so funny, he’s cut and bad the whole package
by Best_nama_reivwer November 19, 2023
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Colton

A bitch-ass punk white boy that smokes too much weed and thinks he’s all that.
Person 1: Yo bro did you hear Colton got bitched by some Nalo boys?
Person 2: Yea lol.
by jhwjw November 20, 2023
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Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.
Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
by Tøby Something December 18, 2022
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