Colton

A piece of shit

That dude is such a colton

by Faith lopipol March 22, 2017

Colton

A typical school shooter, always sits in the back of the room and doesn't talk.

"Hey you see colton"
*turns around*

by fagooooooooooot May 25, 2018

Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound

Colton will tear up that mooker

by axewounderdad April 3, 2018

Colton

A piece of garbage who is narcistic, annoying, loud, mean, etc. Stay away from Colton.

Colton came up to me and started laughing at me and calling me gay,

by wow bk April 17, 2019

Colton

A fat blonde man that is just plain rude and stupid, not a good guy to be with.

Colton is in 10th grade and still can't figure out 4x1.

by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019

Colton

Is Gay

Colton-“hey guys how’s it going?!”
Literally everyone-“shut the fuck up colton”

by Fuckeryduckerydock March 2, 2020

Painters cologne

The smell of alcohol on a person who works in the trades. Comes from the assumption most painters are alcoholics. This works for any blue collar worker that drinks heavily

Me: what the hell is taking so long with my painter??

John: why, is he taking a long time?

Me: well, he's been in that one room all afternoon.

John: you should check to see if he's wearing painters cologne.

Me: he did have a couple of drinks at lunch.

by WSDC July 12, 2014