colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.

Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.

by saltybirdman September 9, 2019

colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.

“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break”

by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019

cloutard

a retard who will do anything for clout

personA:have you watched jaystation
personB:fuck that guy he's a cloutard

by fire pro YT January 28, 2020

Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.

Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!

by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020

Colorado Early Colleges

A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends

Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers

by Slipstream69420 January 22, 2023

Cologuard

An at-home colon cancer screening tool that will send medical bills through the roof.

After I used Cologuard and learned my sample was positive, I had to get a colonoscopy after all. But then the bills began arriving. I thought my insurance would cover it, when in reality it did not.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2023

Colorado snowball

When you put coke on a chicks ass and rub your balls in it. Then put your ball to her nose and she snorts it off.

I was in the club last night throwing Colorado snowballs at strippers.

by jmicd91 April 22, 2023