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smug cloud

The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.
Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."

Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"

Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)
by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009
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Purple Clouds

When someone is smoking "purple" marijuana, they're said to be blowing out "purple smoke" aka "purple clouds".

Purple marijuana is considered to be of a very high quality.
Drake: "Blowing Purple Clouds Nigga I'm so sky high"
by dgad87 July 13, 2012
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Cum cloud

When your so horny, the amount of cum in your balls excedes the boundaries of your scrotum and leaks to your brain ultimately "clouding" your judgement when it comes to all women and having sex with them. Cum clouds result in standards dropping 6 to 7 points for the thickest of clouds.

The only cure is to cum. Once you release the cum from your body. Your mind will be functioning correctly and you will realize you just had sex with the obscenely disgusting women laying next to you and you will ask your self WTF did I just do!
Bro #1: Dude I havent jacked off in days i could totally bang that chick next to you!

Bro #2: Dude that chick your talking about is 3 day old corpse.
Bro #1: So?
Bro #2: Dude we need to you to the nearest whore house you are suffering from the worlds biggest cum cloud... some would call this the perfect storm!
by MK9903 April 14, 2012
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White Cloud

While making a sunday in Whitehall, Montana, a waitress wondered if the whipped cream nozzle might fit up her asshole. She blew a cold cloud of Reddiwip up herself, but when it melted,

it ran down her leg like she’d pulled a

train at the 4-H Club, and she got “canned.” But her boyfriend wasn’t upset at all.

To do a white cloud, also known as a Whitehall or a milk river, sray a cold load of whipped cream up your partner’s asshole, remembering to shake well first. Then, suck it out, or wait till it liquifies and enjoy the milky river.
His girlfriend gave him a white cloud, but it was so cold his asshole went numb.
by Goofnut December 11, 2017
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Digital Cloud

A multi-platform professional gaming and entertainment organization based in the United States
Did you see Digital Cloud in that tournament last night?
by LGLOVER June 16, 2018
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warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.
Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.
by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017
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Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.
What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.
by KHawk December 29, 2010
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