Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

Clunge on toast

A clunge that is out of action (due to a monthly period) and wearing a sanitary towel or panty liner.

Alex: Did you give her some last night?
Matt: Nah mate, I don't like clunge on toast.

by clungewriter November 6, 2011

Clingish

When a guy thinks a girl is clingy but ends up being the one who is too clingy for her!

Person 1: My boyfriend won't let me go out to the mall, the gym, or with my girlfriends. He thinks that I flirt too much and that guy are going to hit on me. Now I lost all of my friends and dignity. :(

Person 2: What a clingish douche!

by get out while ya still can April 13, 2013

Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

Clunge Sponge

Tampon

Betty had to put in a clunge sponge as she just came on her period in the middle of town.

by BUM BOIL March 5, 2015

cling ass

When someone is being clingy and annoying at the same time.

Jake: “babe come here”
Sarah: “no, get away from me you cling ass

by LEOM414 April 23, 2018

ClinkerTitty

A ClinkerTitty, is when you're fucking a woman, and her titties bang together and make a 'Clink' noise. This is often caused by when a woman injects herself in the breasts with liquid metal, to get larger breasts.

yooooo, I fucked Lucy last night bro, she had some hardcore ClinkerTitty, it didn't bother me though.

by Diarrhea Mann November 2, 2018