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Chump's Quote

The act of going to a car dealership for a fake quote because you want to flirt with the salesman.
Bob went back to the BMW dealership for a chump's quote and ended up getting Jim's phone number, now they're dating.
by nittanylion95 June 3, 2021
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Chumping

To complete a task with great ease despite its assumed difficulty
Dude that looks so hard, he's totally chumping it
by Bucket1ord May 24, 2024
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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chump dumpster

When a woman uses men to gain fame from famous artists.. then changes to other famous men just to get attention. While using one after another ..

Male version is staypal.. Stays as long as the money flows or he get attention .
She's a chump dumpster! she dated 8 different rap stars who had little tallent . Then made her self famous on instagram while having no talent...
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022
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Chump

Someone who wears boots in snow.
Why are you wearing Crocs during the blizzard?
Because boots are for chumps.
by SmartestMatt January 28, 2022
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Chump

A chump is a fellow with very hairy feet that are like cinderblocks. A chump is known for dropping whole pizza’s on the ground and for picking up pans of wings with his bear hands. A chump must never obtain Marvin gardens during monopoly.
by My brother is a chump May 6, 2020
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