Chris

A complete and total douche bag. He loves playing video games, as well as searching the internet for a quick hook up. extremely toxic in relationships bc he is always messaging girls asking for nudes, even offering compensation for them. Once caught cheating he promises to never do it again saying he loves you, Do not be fooled!! He has and never will stop cheating for anyone including YOU, he only gets better at hiding it. His background with computers and i.t. work make it a breeze to keep things hidden

girl1: guess who asked me to send him nudes
girl2: chris?
girl1: yeppers even offered me $100 to send them
girl2: damn

by unicorn110517 January 12, 2019

Chris

An idiot who can't spell

dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris

by Eric da boob October 16, 2008

Chris

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.

No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.

by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008

Chris

Man with a Micro Penis

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over

by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014

Chris

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.

Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!

by loltrain69 August 31, 2011

Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.

That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid

by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009

Chris

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock

I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.

by AsianKKK November 13, 2021