Chest Weasel

Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.

Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew

Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?

Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!

by Rooshdy January 21, 2011

Cheatability

The probability of one to cheat!

She should not be dating him. He has a high cheatability factor.

by The Real BS January 7, 2012

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

chest fucking

When a male (or female) aggressively rubs his or her genitals on the upper ribcage of a particularly flat-chested girl. It's basically a boobjob but without the boobs.

Sam had really small tits, so we did some chest fucking before sex.

by Bangry Bob April 11, 2016

Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017

Chester High

Chester High School is one of the most top ass schools in the USA. It’s located on the 200th block of west 9th street. The school is known for their lack of fucks giving and also the huge ass rodents that run around the creepy ass building all day. Mostly everyone in the high is burnt the fuck out.

Chester High is blowing my shit. I hate this fucking building

by Jakeeee223 July 28, 2018

cheetahs are awesome

Cheetahs are the best in my opinion

Cheetahs are awesome!

by Cheetah 21 February 18, 2019