square cheesecake

lesbian, homo, girl lovin girl

L: Eww i hate those square cheese cakes
A: Me too. Their so....square cheesecakey

by Madonna&Elvis January 8, 2007

cheesecake cheeks

A term used to describe an individual with an abnoxiously round face and flat nose, with or without squinty eyes. The term 'cheesecake' comes from the fact that the person must have eaten a lot of cheesecake to get such puffy cheeks. Pnwed.

Damn, that ho's got some skank cheesecake cheeks. Stupid girl better make me a sandwich.

by GMFlash June 26, 2006

cheesecore

A type of music comprised of annoying minor synths and feminine, very corny, lyrics. Usually enjoyed by gay people or girls wearing beads. The listener of cheesecore is almost certainly on drugs while listening to it and, if not, has done too many in the past.

DUDE! Shooting Star is the best cheesecore song EVER!

DJ En3rgy plays the BEST cheesecore!

I wish NO ONE would ever play cheesecore ever again!

by PenSPC December 12, 2008

cheesecake

What woman (and sometimes other men) eat/swallow that comes from men. Basically... oral sex.

"She was eating cheesecake all during their honeymoon!"

by yourwomangisele January 10, 2008

Cheesetard

The act of putting so much cheese onto something it is just retarded.

Bro 1: Man I made a pizza with 9 different cheese, straight ham
Bro 2: Bro you went full cheesetard there, you never go full cheesetard

by Nineinchesofnav April 4, 2015

Cheeseman

A disparaging epithet for males. Lame; annoying; asshole-ish; flakey; unreliable; mean; petty; shitty.

Danny? Yeah. He’s a cheeseman. I can’t stand that guy.

by Bedalbany September 22, 2018

Wallnut Cheesecake

When you apply two bricks to extreme pressure on the male genital region, causing the excretion of fluids which are instatly placed on the face of your unexpected victim.

"Let's give him a wallnut cheesecake!"

"WALLNUT CHEESECAKE!"

by Encrtia June 8, 2009