when you ravage a vagina so viciously, all you have left to F--- is the meat between the butt and the cunt. The butt cunt
by DOUCHEY November 30, 2004
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TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
by Carlton Hurdle Jr. July 15, 2008
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A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.
Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.
Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)
The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)
So far, there are no known survivors...
Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.
Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)
The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)
So far, there are no known survivors...
(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "
Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"
Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"
Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"
(Ex.2)
B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "
Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"
Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"
Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"
(Ex.2)
B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
by 215Klique October 11, 2007
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Get the charlietown mug.A new internet phenomenon that is similar to getting Rick Rolld. The difference is that getting Carlton Crushed has a video of Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air doing his dance.
There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
There are various links to this, including www.images.bigbig.com, www.tech-news.tk, and much more.
"Hey man! Some guy just told me to go to this one website, but then a video of some dancing black guy started playing!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
"Haha! You just got Carlton Crushed!"
by NB_Nathan April 7, 2008
Get the carlton crushed mug.Once rated one as of the worst Universities in Canada, this sad excuse for a university mostly caters to the non bilingual population of Ottawa. It has also been known as "Last Chance U", due to its very low entrance requirements.This means all the students that Ottawa U rejects upon application, would probably get accepted at Carleton. Most Carleton students hate the fact that Ottawa U is an official bilingual university and that most of their staff will address students in French before switching to English.
The only redeeming feature Carleton has to offer is their Journalism program. Unfortunately this is becoming a useless discipline because the standards of journalistic writing and integrity have significantly dropped in recent years, meaning any uneducated bozo can become a "journalist".
Carleton students constantly bad mouth the University of Ottawa because they have an inferiority complex, they even made a silly chant about how much they hate their rival University.
As one could see from the lack of criticisms for Carleton on urban dictionary, most U of O students could care less about the rivalry. They know Carleton has a terrible reputation and no matter what improvements Carleton has made over the years this reputation will linger for years to come.
The only redeeming feature Carleton has to offer is their Journalism program. Unfortunately this is becoming a useless discipline because the standards of journalistic writing and integrity have significantly dropped in recent years, meaning any uneducated bozo can become a "journalist".
Carleton students constantly bad mouth the University of Ottawa because they have an inferiority complex, they even made a silly chant about how much they hate their rival University.
As one could see from the lack of criticisms for Carleton on urban dictionary, most U of O students could care less about the rivalry. They know Carleton has a terrible reputation and no matter what improvements Carleton has made over the years this reputation will linger for years to come.
Prospective student: Hey dad I'm think of going to Carleton University instead of U Of O.
Dad: If you think I am going to help you pay to go to last chance U, you can forget it.
Dad: If you think I am going to help you pay to go to last chance U, you can forget it.
by nicky3eyes December 5, 2012
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