champion eye

When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.

Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?

by Xtrasupernova December 6, 2016

Mask champion

Someone who loves to wear a mask because they are so ugly.

Jeremy was a mask champion when he met the ladies.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Foosball Champions

Team skarmbliss, the two foosball players who went undefeated during world cup play, defeating spain, france, canada, the UK, and even the other US teams

Ray and Thomas play foosball like foosball champions.

by Evan Falco August 19, 2010

Champion Christian School

Absolute hell. A shitshow full of druggies racists and peril officers. Everyone there hates anyone of color and makes sure to ignore any real issues.

Champion Christian School is the worst place on Earth.

by FRB1GG1E November 20, 2021

Joint Champions

Those who are not quite good enough to be outright champions.

Unable to claim champion status.

We were so close to winning our spelling competition, but I guess we’ll have to settle for joint champions.

by Haole September 6, 2022

Champions League Willy

The best a woman ever had

It was that good, she said it was 'Champions League Willy'.

by The master (of bait) July 23, 2025

Champion Gold

To roll up the well-known and popular weekend football coupon and bash a bird over the head with it during intercourse.

Here, mate... I gave that cow there a Champion Gold right on the back of the nogging last night in the back office. She loved it.

by LoyalWilliam91 March 25, 2024