follicularly challenged

a baldy individual

The victim was able to identify the perp because she remembered he was follicularly challenged.

by zsazsa109 October 7, 2010

follicularly challenged

verb phrase: the politically correct term for someone with a deficiency of hair follicles and/or sexual equity.

he's so follicularly challenged that he couldn't get laid if <insert easy sex scenario here>

he's so follicularly challenged that his head shines bright enough to focus solar energy for power.

by brentus maximus October 11, 2010

Ophetically Challenged

To be challenged by awesomeness

The fans blocked the door to the celebrity's house; he was ophetically challenged

by Zez Appleknocker December 7, 2010

hetero-challenged

Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).

She's not gay, but she's not quite straight, and she's not quite bi--she's just hetero-challenged.

by Nemo_GN909 April 21, 2011

Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Straight Challenged

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.

Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"

by inmijd May 31, 2011

nonpigmentally challenged

any one not white or caucasian.
politically correct way of describing minorities
when not conversant in current ethnic term for them.

That protest group is made up of, primarily, nonpigmentally challenged people.

by truthinvestigator December 29, 2011