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Get the cell wall mug.A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011
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Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.
“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”
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Get the cellardoor mug.A once mighty espionage series of computer games, mainly focused on Microsoft's Xbox & Xbox 360 consoles, but which eventually seen them ported to all formats.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
The series was finally destroyed when a 'Splinter Group' of a once well respected games company, Ubisoft~Toronto, got their hands on the franchise, fired well respected uniquely voiced Canadian actor, Michael Ironside {"See You At Da'Part'E, Richt'a!"}, and changed the series' legendary formula to stay on par and cater to the Call Of Duty, Assassin's Creed & Uncharted fan-boys.
Splinter Cell's are extremely highly trained combat effective individuals, who are secretly deployed on very dangerous or politically sensitive combat missions, to neutralise various threats to United States interests, and perform deniable operations of many types.
The most famous Splinter Cell to ever have lived is one known as Samuel {Sam} Fisher.
Kid Gamer:
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
"Ah yo! This shit is off the walls! Splinter Cell: Blacklist is it called? Awesome! I loved that other one too, Conviction was it? Hated them older ones where you had to sneak about in shadows all the time. I just wanna shoot stuff. Who cares if his voice and appearance is different and he looks younger, it's all about the fast paced game-play. I'm glad its more like Metal Gear Solid, Uncharted, Assassin's Creed and Call Of Duty now! Pre-ordered it! Can't wait!"
Older Seasoned Hard-Core Splinter Cell fan:
"Kid...Get The Fuck Off this forum, right now. And go get hit by a bus you little COD playing faggot cunt."
by Azura's *Star July 26, 2012
Get the Splinter Cell mug.A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:
1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
by classroomtexter October 8, 2009
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"wait'll we come out, i got somethin for your ass"
"don't worry bout him, just another cell gangster"
"don't worry bout him, just another cell gangster"
by john graef July 1, 2003
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