Cartooneality

Sexual relations with a cartoon

Yo Christian's lifelong dream is to take lsd and perform cartooneality

by sarahthegreatldkfjdlskfj December 14, 2010

cartoon world

The inexplicable state which is the result of smoking marijuana after drinking too much alcohol. Side effects include yelling, dream-like state, and mental retardation.

Sunrise in the Cartoon World

by Cartoon Man 28 February 12, 2012

Cartoon Network

In the broadest sense, a network that airs cartoons. Famous for Steven Universe and Adventure Time.

I don’t care what everybody else says, I’m watching Cartoon Network

by QuackityHQsucks June 29, 2019

cartoon eyes

Someone who's eyes are painted on i.e. they can't see whats in front of them

"Couldn't you see that? You must have cartoon eyes!"

by Chris Field November 19, 2007

cartoonish

Cartoonish is childly and delightful,
like cupcakes and sammiches.
it doesn't mean like a cartoon, though.
Cartoons are childly, just not delightful.
IT IS NOT AN INSULT.

kaelyn:"oh i just love my cupcake, with its cartoonish frosting."

by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008

catriona

Derived from the Abromovich family of wilda-beasts. This hideous Monstrosity is an urban legend amongst university students. Often said to be an awful God-send to the student populous.

Would you rather sleep with a catriona or die a painful death? - Most people would chose death.

by Rory Catriona Owen April 24, 2008

Blue Cartoons

Context: not all pedophiles ("boy-lovers") just let their fantasies run away with them. Some are working to try to get beyond their hang-ups and help others to as well. Following the tradition of cognitive therapy, and in order to POUNCE ON, IDENTIFY and CONTROL those runaway moments by using irony and satire, the following vocabulary item was created and offered to the community by "Didaskalos."

Official motto of the website:

BoyChat: You are not alone.

Anagrams:

Ah, cry; a looney-tune taboo.

Ahoy! Let no cub too near ya.

Yeah, no blue cartoon a toy.

So, "Watching Blue Cartoons" is my new pet phrase for both:

A) reading & posting at BoyChat; cuz the background is baby-boy BLUE, gettit?

B) projecting needs & dreams & whatnot onto some boy.

E.g., "Former poster Dr. Adam Selene has not been Watching Blue Cartoons with us for a while."

But I gotta stop working on anagrams; I just "heard" a boy three blocks down crying because he had to go to bed. I better put on my BLUE CARTOON cape, swing into action, and FIX THAT BOY-DRAMA!!!!

Or:

The new 16-year old lifeguard dudes at the pool this summer are pretty handsome, I'm glad to say. Was that one with the earrings coming on to me, or am I just Watching Blue Cartoons again?

---Didaskalos

by Didaskalos June 20, 2007