Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

Carrot cog

Something weak and foolishly planned or designed that others can see will not last long.

His carrot cog business plan is soon going to leave him in hot waters.

Your ideas are but carrot cog; keep them to yourself; I am not going to be fooled.

by Dr Farhan January 22, 2022

Carrotc4kee

Carrot is a 5'1 weird shorter than nitsify bitch

carrotc4kee is so cringe

by Macnotfounddd March 30, 2022

Carrotception

When a carrot is penetrating another carrot.

Wanna have Carrotception later?

by WesternGoose May 22, 2022

Carrotception

When a carrot is inserted into another carrot

"Wanna have Carrotception later?" John asked.

by WesternGoose May 22, 2022

[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

by gingergreen August 20, 2011