Carl camera

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.

"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines and dots found on old TV footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines that appear on old camera footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

Smiles for the camera

People who act good in public, but are terrible to others when not in public settings

"bro your dad is so funny bro"
"dude he smiles for the camera when I get home I'm getting whooped"

by brookly14 July 31, 2024

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

You Can Maybe Fold A Shirt On Camera.?!

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

open your camera

turning on your camera on facetime

open your camera so i can see you

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025