Calvin is a dickhead
by Calvins sister Shannon June 7, 2020
Get the Calvin mug.Logan Calvin is the sweetest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. The second he walks in the room his smile lights up the whole place. He always protects the ones he loves and cares about. He will make your heart melt with how much of a gentleman he is. Logan has a great sense of humor and the cutest most contagious laugh. The boy you’re gonna wanna keep in your life forever. Logan is so romantic, dorky and has the best personality you’d ever find in someone.
by Logan Calvin December 2, 2021
Get the Logan Calvin mug.If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018
Get the Calvin mug.(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
Get the Wednesday Calvin mug.Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.
by Calvin gf November 29, 2021
Get the Calvin Lowe mug.by johnathanhasabigdona October 30, 2019
Get the Calvin mug.This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025
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