caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt

ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch

by swing! March 11, 2010

Caleb

An adjective. Commonly used to describe someone who is absolute shit at making conversations.

"It's pouring outside isn't it?"

"Stop being such a caleb and give me a conversation I can work with."

by Not a Caleb July 28, 2018

Caleb

The best person you'll ever meet, he will always be there for you. When he finds the right girl he'll love her to death he is the funniest guy you'll know and you are lucky to know him. He is very smexy and adorable too x And Caleb will try all he can to make you happy..... Caleb if ur reading this i love you and thankyou for all you've done for me I cant wait for tuesday and i hope you can't either xx Love the best girlfriend in the world xD

"Hello Caleb"
"wagwan g"

by ItsTheRealCP April 18, 2019

Caleb

Someone who’s CONSTANTLY questioning their sexuality. Might be gay, might not, but not even he knows

Person 1: Hey is Caleb gay??
Person 2: I’m not sure, and neither is he!

by ChingHo September 14, 2018

Soul Calibur 2

Awesome Game..

NightMare: Offer Your Soul...

by Pevil September 29, 2003

Caleb

A hottie but annoying spazz of a guy, but is very athletic and sporty. If you meet a caleb you would most likely fall head over heals. He is fun to hang out with and seems to pick up girls, but yet he is a jurk some times. And he has cute eyes!

solemate names are usually "Maddie", "Chloe", and "Lily"

spazz hottie athletic sporty fun girls jurk caleb
maddie chloe lily cute eyes

by Vanessa N. January 22, 2011

Calabasas High School

Probably the WORST place to end up at for high school. The school itself is located in a rich neighborhood, so what it does with all the money it brings in? NO IDEA. But it isn't spent on anything useful. The faculty there are more concerned about STAR testing results than anything else, and so they make sure to actually be there for the month of May. The school has the California Distinguished School Award, whatever the fuck that is? All the teachers care about is how the school looks to the state. Other than that, the students get to sit around and act like the fake people they are. This does apply to everyone at the school. The guys are either "jocks" (But CHS doesn't have any actual jocks because the school sucks at every sport alive, so just cocky kids who think they can do anything athletically)"ganstas" (Right, like you can be a G living in Calabasas, they are the worst) or "indie" (Kids who THINK there above Calabasas and try to act like city kids, while this just shows everyone how fake they are) The girls are all hoes, even if they try to hide it. They just want an excuse to take their shirts off. So they go to their little parties, get wasted and jump on the closest guy. At least most of the girls will admit to being Calabasas, so there not as fake. These girls are mostly Jewish princesses who wear expensive clothes and drive around with their friends in nice cars and all think they're "indie photographers." FYI: Just because you can afford nice stuff doesnt mean your any good at it. Walking onto Calabasas High, be prepared for students everywhere to tell you that they have a Nikon and their a photographer, or that they have Adobe Programs and their an editor. Both the girls and guys think there so hot, which is the main reason all Calabasas parties suck. The girls think their better than the guys, and the guys dont care what the girls think about them. So little actually goes down at the school, everyone obsesses over the little things. And word travels beyond faster at that school, because everyone needs their moment in the spotlight. Its a ridiculous school that would probably kill anyone not from Calabasas. It's just a stuck up rich public school filled with egotistical fake kids.

What are you doing tonight?
-Driving down to Encino, I am not going to another stupid Calabasas party.

What is up with that girl?
-Oh, she's just from Calabasas High School.

God those kids think their so "indie" but there just annoying as fuck, who are they?
-Eh, just some Calabasas High School kids who had the money to pay for Coachella tickets and not know any of the bands.

by FanBoy135 June 20, 2009